…And other weird things no one can explain.

Why do you always sneeze when you wake up even when you don’t have a cold?

How do you get the jam from the bottom edge of the jar?

Why are cakes usually cut into even numbers of slices even when feeding an odd number of people?

Why do you never just get the stuff on the list when shopping?

Why is it always frosty the morning after you water the plants in the greenhouse?

Why does toast always smell so good?

How come two snorers never seem to wake each other up?

Why do big dogs always have the most adorable little puppies?

Why are morning alarms always so much more logical/attractive the night before?

And finally, why would anyone even ponder these things?!

Waking up, sneezing, yawning and stretching probably all suggest one should leave blogging until later!

 

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